2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 19

And then eventually somebody said, “hey, so this, but I kiss your butthole instead.” Heroes do exist.

 

I low key pulled a @Dirty Sanchez and sabotaged plans today with a coworker. I dunno if getting involved with a coworker is territory I really wanna enter again

 

f***!!!

 

Coward

 

Pool night is tomorrow. Not looking forward to it at all. I’d much rather go to the bars

 

then don't go

 

I already said yes

 

then cancel

 

Then I’m a coward

 

No then you’re smart for avoiding a social interaction. Only morons socialize

 

You hang out with Kaitie all the time

 

So what does that make him...

 

A bald moron

 

Well... I guess. I won't make fun of the first part since he cant control that, but the second part is correct.

 

I can cause I’m bald

 

Well, I won't step in your way then!

 

I have bald friends

 

no, I don’t need no help. I can sabotage me by myself

 

What did you do

 

Go off, paramore

 

Cancelling a potential threesome

 

you fucking idiot

 

Jk we’re hanging out but dude I do not want to have a threesome sorry

 

because it's a sin, right?