2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 184

oh baby no.

 

Shit what’s the phrase again? Do better, Queen?!

 

it is king but it never applies to myself tbh

 

Yes it does hush

 

Damn y'all got me interested

 

How much is the donation?

 

10k

 

I was thinking like 20 bucks

 

yeah no it’s not reaching that so he keeps trying to mention it

I mean it’s for a good cause but no one wants to donate for something 8 years old

 

this....seems like a grift lol

 

100% hahaha

 

It’s why I’m not a dumbass and donating like most of those people are

 

Lol it’s not a grift y’all lmao it’s through the live nation relief fund (which I mean if you think that’s a grift then that’s fine lol)

you’re not giving the money directly to them just showing them you donated to the fund
Also buying merch even counts so even saying ‘donate’ seems generous

 

I accused him of mansplaining command strips to me. Let's see where this goes.

Edit: went nowhere lol we're all good. I'm sry I'm the command strips queen liiiiike I got this

 

In other news I used a drill for the first time today and felt like a boss

 

How'd he manage that? Seems like even the instructions would just be like

1) Take seal off seal on sticky part
2) Stick to wall using a level​

 

wow, now YOU’RE mansplaining as well!

@Kiana is a strong, independent woman and maybe, just MAYBE, she wants to stick them to the floor or the ceiling HMMMM??? But NO! Another Captain Twig and Jiggleberries tells her to stick it to the wall

 

I told him I put up shelves with a drill and he asked why I didn't use command strips. I said the shelves were too heavy and he explains to me that different strips hold up different weights like I haven't lived in a college dorm and then apartments forever!!

 

lol you get it

 

Omg he can listen and remember everything I say except when I send him to get food or drinks. He never gets the right thing. It's like a game now where I see what he's actually going to come out with. Today he brought me a strawberry banana sobe when I asked for strawberry lemonade

 

Relationship update:

SO cut my hair this weekend and I only kind of hate it.

that is all

 

Go bald coward

 

why

 

he's trying to make you a cuck like James made him a cuck

 

go buzz cut