2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 18

No a speedo

 

James your circa tattoo is too cool it will draw the attention away from everything else

 

Wear a XL shirt in the pool

 

Lol thanks Ian.

I feel like I look ok from the chest up but all the weight I’ve gained over the last 6 months or so has gone directly to my belly/waist and it’s like I have an inner tube of fat and I don’t like it

 

True. When my artist designed it he specifically told me that he colored it in in certain ways to make my chest appear bigger than it actually is so that’s cool too

 

For real though, be confident in yourself. Don’t let a gut hold you back, you’re a solid dude and if she judges you on your physical appearance, then she can go get bent. Best of luck to you.

 

Anyways, im not really looking for “oh you like fine” or whatever. I’m just mulling over whether or not I should actually go. Blech. I prolly should just suck it up (or in) and go

 

I just don't like swimming or being wet and then going into clothes so I always just wear a t shirt and shorts
plus the lack of underwear with bathing suits doesn't make me feel very comfortable

 

you told him to do that didn’t you

you should go hang out with her

 

It’s a simple message
And it comes from the heart
Just believe in yourself
Well that’s the place to start!

And I said Hey!

 

I always thought Mr. Ratburn was just OCD about performance

 

Sexual performance?

 

Yes

 

I always assumed Bathing suits were optional in California tbh

 

Remember this?

Channel that energy.

(I also second the wet suit)

 

Just wear a bathing suit and pull it up to your nipples. Gals dig that look. Shows a lot of confidence and ****.

 

Pika pika!

 

She offered me one of her bikinis. I’ll prolly have to take her up on that

 

Can we talk about how weird kissing is? Like people choose to connect mouths.

 

And then eventually somebody said, “hey, so this, but I kiss your butthole instead.” Heroes do exist.

 

I low key pulled a @Dirty Sanchez and sabotaged plans today with a coworker. I dunno if getting involved with a coworker is territory I really wanna enter again

 

f***!!!

 

Coward

 

Pool night is tomorrow. Not looking forward to it at all. I’d much rather go to the bars