2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 172

I live in an apartment and My nightmare is like a fire alarm going off on the one night I slept naked and I don’t have time to put clothes on. So I always sleep in shorts and a shirt

 

A few weeks ago I got frozen yogurt on a Saturday night at 9pm in my PJs. It was glorious. They were cute Friends pj bottoms. But like rly if ur just running errands or stopping somewhere quick or lounging at home like live ur best life. If ur going out to eat or meeting up with others, like, put clothes on.

 

I live in a "cool" neighborhood in Seattle so I feel judged if I step foot outside of my apartment in anything less formal than flannel and jeans.

 

I usually start sleeping in sleep pants/basketball shorts and an undershirt but most nights I end up too hot and take various items of clothing off

 

Basketball shorts and old merch is the sleeping attire of choice for me tbh

 

I sleep in my underwear, usually topless.

sometimes i'll sleep in the nude after doing the deed.

it's a gamble but it's worth it.

 

It's not that much of a gamble. How many times have you had to run outside in the middle of the night?

 

True. It's not a gamble after all.

 

90% of the time it works every time.

 

I have a dog who is always alert. So I'd say it's more like 99.99961% of the time.

 

I've stated this before, anytime I fall asleep naked I wake up at like 4 am and feel fuckin weird about it and go throw on some shorts.

 

some kings right here

 

only in a group chat

 

Waitress: *checks my ID*
“You have the same birthday as my dad!”

Flirting is W E I R D in 2020 y’all

 

u r her daddy now

 

You're 55?

 

Definitely should’ve answered with can’t believe your dad’s 23!

 

Obliterated at 4:30 EST, I love you all

 

Guy I'm seeing is moving in with new roommates. He said his future roommates girlfriend who he has been dating for just a few weeks is moving in with them. He just told me today that she's 17 and the friend is 22. He's justifying it by saying he knows his friend isn't a creep, she graduated hs early, she works two jobs, and apparently age of consent in his state is 16.

Y'all know me. You know this is the hill I die on when one is not an adult or barely an adult and the other is older. U know I think it's creepy and messed up. Now I'm getting mad. This may be our first real argument let's see.

 

Now he's trying to be all diplomatic and say he'll be on the lookout for red flags but hasn't seen any yet. I'VE IDENTIFIED TWO IN LIKE FIVE MINUTES. The fact that he doesn't see them as red flags is legit disappointing to me. He didn't double down and keep arguing it but he's justified it in his head already and that bums me out. This week we're driving like five hours to the mountains and I feel like it'll be brought up again

 

It’s creepy. Even hs me found that shit creepy but it was so fucking common.

 

he said if he picks up on red flags or weirdness he'll distance himself. Like you'll live together how will you do that???? Whatevs he's a grown man he can make his own decisions. Now I'm all riled up. Dumbest nonsense I've heard all day. Smh.

 

kick his ass at MTG and maybe he'll take you seriously.

 

Going on my first date tomorrow since the divorce 1.5 years ago. This is wild to me.