You ever feel weird about hating cops but loving a show that makes them out to be quirky funny friendly progressive people
I don't post here often, so I don't know who remembers the last thing I talked about with the IG girl. Anyways, we've been texting a lot lately. And somehow or other, we have this bit where she thinks I'm a psycho and will kill her. Started with me expressing my love for horror movies, Halloween Horror Nights, etc. Anyways, I told her my mom watched ID/murder shows all the time, so if I did, I'd get away with it. The girl mentioned suburban moms and the show Snapped. I texted my mom to refresh my memory about one of the murder stories she saw at 930pm. I feel asleep around 1030, her, and my dad texted me and called me all night. I saw a bunch of notifications on my phone when I woke up at 330a so I called them. This shit is so fucking funny. I called my mom again this morning to ask what the hell she was thinking and she told me, "I didn't think you'd ACTUALLY murder someone, but I thought you were so angry you were threatening it to someone. " WTF MOM!?
The month or so that I’ve spent with Leah feels equivalent to 4 months with my last girlfriend and I say that as a high compliment. It’s crazy and I fully acknowledge that I am a fucking sucker