2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 150

She shouldn’t have done something so foolish

 

I see peanuts content and I always gotta give it a like.

 

Hahahahaha

 

Not sure how I feel about Monday/sappy dude. I like him but I'm not sappy myself so it's not something I understand. Like for me, that has to be "earned" and I haven't earned anything. So it makes me feel like he's this forthcoming and sappy with everyone he has interest in, in which case like... Does it really mean anything?? He hasn't had a relationship in a while and he said he's been working on himself a lot in that time, but idk. Maybe I just don't get the mindset because I'm so unfamiliar with it but it makes me pause

 

Once again speaking my language/preaching to the choir girl!

 

It's tough cause am I pausing because it's a legitimate issue or because I'm self sabotaging?? Lol my therapist is gonna be earning her paycheck this week!!!

 

Yeah I don’t have that answer for you lmaooo
But I completely understand it. Like it just makes compliments seem disingenuous if they have nothing to back it up lol

 

My coworker told me at work today that she liked me and I had to very politely tell her I’m not interested in dating a coworker and then she was like “well I’ll put my two weeks in” and I was like no no no I’m just not really interested and boy was she LIVID at first but now she’s fine so that’s good

Plus I’m married now

 

quitting a job to date someone is a major red flag haha even if it was joke

 

Yeah like, even IF I was interested in dating her it would still have been a very obvious warning sign like you’re willing to jeopardize your financial stability just to have me in ur DMs sending you weird shitposts why you can do better

 

I like how it’s like reason #1: no coworkers. Reason #2: I’m married now. Lol

 

Could never date a coworker but also one of my work crushes recently got married and the other has a boyfriend so yeah

 

I know right, I should definitely be reason #1

 

This sounds chaotic

 

It’s a joke. She did kiss me at her work (twice) and I allowed it but only because everyone around us was wasted so I get a pass


Also, does that gif imply that Dylan gets explosive diarrhea in his sleep?

 

Dylan dresses up as a power ranger in the bedroom eh

 

Seems like a @CoffeeEyes17 thing

 

way to tease @CoffeeEyes17

 

Sorry sorry. Power Ranger Daddy. Am I doing it right

 

sorry babe the Ranger helmet stays ON during sex

 

coffee eyes is out here sh*ting all over where he eats like he wants e. coli

 

went to my doctor he said my asshole prolapsed I said doc why he said cos I be shittin on these mfers so damn hard

 

Damn. Ken wit dat bloomin onion