2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 149

I’m crying

 

Not my problem

 

Go be busy

 

One time in my sleep I said:

"There's not enough room in the gateway. Save some for the cigarello girls"

And I don't think I've formed a cooler sentence since.

 

Didn’t you come up with “yo quiero Taco Bell” in your sleep?

 

I sure as hell did James, I sure as hell did.

 

Kinda ironic, considering you hate Taco Bell. But I guess your lil chihuahua brain didn’t care

 

And, iCONIC. Chihuahua's only care about royalties. You'll learn that.

 

That’s so fuckin sick bro. Hopefully we can funnel that money into our upcoming a TV show. Just a suggestion

 

I'm all in, baby

 

Bruh you almost knocked me out on the plane with your spasms. And don’t even cross me or I’ll mention the worst thing you do in your sleep

 

He either farts or he f***s

 

spill.that.TEA

 

It’s snoring isn’t it

 

I know what it’s not: growing taller

 

Dylan's shame would be whispering "I love you" in his sleep because he's a colossal weirdo

 

@WrappinCups you know what to do

 

So, date this weekend. I think one night we're going to get something to eat and the other day he wants to make me dinner for some unfathomable reason and then I'm gonna make him help me pack because I move in less than a week and have done nothing.

 

20 matches on tinder and still nothing. It’s all so saaaddd.

 

Last night I visited Leah at work and it was super busy and she leaned over the counter and laid a big fat wet one on my lips and I grabbed my vodka soda and threw it in her face and said, “you fucking do so much as look at me in public again and this is over before it even starts.”

Very true story.

@bigmike

 

Mistreating service workers isn't cool

 

Negging. Classic. 40% of the time it works every time