2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 148

Holiday office parties are thee place to make poor decisions

 

Leah says I talk in my sleep which is absolutely terrifying because I feel super vulnerable. I told her to ignore what sleep me says cause it doesn’t count. She said that for the most part it’s nice stuff or unintelligible but I guess I did say, “you need to go do your job” lmao

 

Get. That. Hittah.

 

Apparently I've said slanderous things about Taco Bell in my sleep before. The sleeping mind is a wild thing.

 

You say slanderous things about Taco Bell in your waking life, which is even more baffling

 

My ex ex used to talk in his sleep that shit was highly entertaining

 

Damn, I never thought of it like that.

 

song of the day

 

Cause you’re dumb

 

drag his ass dog

 

this is likely a typo but may also be a very long walk to saying "current partner"

 

Or, not my most recent ex but the one before them. Possibilities are endless

 

Hahaha it’s not a typo it was me trying to say 2 exes ago basically lmao

like I colloquially refer to ian as “my ex” on here so I was trying to say not him but my ex before him lol

 

i had night terrors for years and even starting punching Melissa's leg in her sleep once and felt awful about it lol

then i smoked some weed and it went away and i havent had any weed in a couple months and it hasn't come back

 

Dogs got it now I don’t feel so dumb

 

not unlike Scott's ex gf Kulap?

 

this is likely a typo

 

I had a dream last night where I was absolutely furious and yelled in it "fine you can go get your own fucking ride home" but I think i was so mad that it woke me up mid sentence and I yelled irl and scared my girlfriend lol.

 

I sleep soundly and peacefully you can ask @thesoftskeleton

 

Like a baby, if you will

 

James

 

that’s finished with college James

he is putting that knowledge to work

 

Cobra shut the fuck up don’t you dare say my name