Okay I didn’t see this post so if you think I plagiarized your joke, ill accept that but great minds think alike
All good! Very jealous you saw him, I’ve been dying to catch a show since I got into The End of History back in high school but he never seems to come to the US.
Oh sorry also seeing damien rice was apart of the joke as I’ve not seen him either. On second thought this shitposting is some of the shittiest shit posting I’ve posted I blame this bottle of wine. Everyone else please continue on. I’m @dadbolt drunk
I appreciate a good shitpost and my friends always joke that I take everything too sincerely haha. Wine drunk is always an adventure, usually ends up with me falling asleep after two glasses and waking up with a raging hangover.
Barrel Burner 2016 Cab. Fantastic value wine. $15 for a sweeter-than-average can which I normally wouldn’t like but enough tannins to balance. 3.8/5, would absolutely drink again.
Married woman w/ 3 kids just kissed/ started making out with single guy 15 years younger than her at the office Christmas party. there are two ways this can go for the innocent bystanders - leave and pretend you never saw anything and act shocked when people talk about it at the office next year (we’re closed after tomorrow until 1/2) or stay to watch future destruction but then you have to play awkward around these two people for the rest of eternity. my choice? I’m voice texting this while I speed away 100 mph in my car
Listen I’m looking for any excuse to get lit and be stupid but the one place I’m the most hyper aware is a holiday office party. Like it’s so cliche. Then again I’m not married and have three kids and live prob a miserable life so maybe I let my hair down more than once a year at the office holiday party lol.