2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 130

Dog's gonna die hard.

 

Hopefully it's not like a fountain of creepy once you actually go on a date.

 

show us the next text coward



(is this still the happening phrase with the kids these days?)

 

I’m plugged in now

 

It’s just me saying I’m down lol. Also, what the fuck are you trying to say with that last sentence? Lol

 

was told by coworkers today that two of our coworkers are officially dating and have been secretly together for about a month.

now, as someone with EXTENSIVE knowledge and first-hand experience dating a coworker, i laughed amusedly to myself at the train wreck that will befall them. the most awkward part is that their cubicles are literally 3 feet apart and basically facing each other. so when they inevitably break up, unless they somehow do it on super cool terms, it's gonna be awkward as fuuuuuuuuck.

what's wildest to me most of all is that i thought she was so much smarter than she's turned out to be. no offense to the guy but he's... um, an idiot and he's also 7 years younger than her. i feel like most women at 29 want someone closer to their age by a year or so and don't want to deal with guys just out of college but here we are. i really feel this is a good example of people getting together simply because they spend a lot of time together by outside means. in this case - their cubicles are close together, so thus they started talking. but if his cubicle was still on the other side of the office, i don't feel they would have started to like each other. some may say that's fate but i think that just shows that relationships and feelings aren't based on anything more than proximity to a person on a reoccurring basis (not 100% of the time, but most of the time).

pretty baffling situation and i look forward to the nuclear fallout, popcorn in hand.

 

ah, i forgot the word "this" before "still. and threw an extra "is" in there after kids because apparently i had a stroke while typing (and no, not the new kind of stroke hehe) so "is this still the happening phrase ("coward") with the kids these days?"

 

He better not kiss anyone in public

 

We know where that'll lead

 

Lmao this guy (not the frontrunner) does not like Reagan but he too voted for Gary Johnson. Why does this keep happening?!

 

I am such a fucking sucker. She’s mentioned that Down By the River by Neil Young is one of her favorite songs of all time and I found a vinyl of him performing it live in the 80s and will be giving it to her for Christmas. Got it shipped from fucking France. We aren’t even a couple but it just felt right

 

I won’t even make eye contact with her

 

Oh God. I'm so sorry

 

S U C K E R

 

This must just be a thing around here. So far like everyone I talk to is very middle ground with politics and are like "both sides are awful and they're basically as bad as the other!" and I'm like vom. Unfortunately in this area that might be as liberal as I'm going to find

 

Watch she doesn't even have a record player and you don't get it until February

 

She’s mentioned her vinyl collection

 

I have a vinyl collection with no record player

 

Ok but my point is that even if she doesn’t have a record player she has vinyl so it’s not like she’ll just have one random vinyl now

 

Maybe she collects vinyl flooring, YOU SUCKER.

 

I’m genuinely interested in someone for the first time in over three years and all can do is catch shit on this website and wake up to texts like this



Gotta love it

 

Anyways, I will be meeting her dogs tonight which is far more nerve wracking than meeting any human she could introduce me to. So I went to The Dog Bakery and bought them some gourmet treats so I can win over their love

 

So here’s the thing. I’m adorable.

 

@ComedownMachine does this answer your question about what James is like when he’s in love

 

Hahahaha god dammit