2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 13

wow my thread working wonders again, you're welcome

 

I'll be doin' love n hip hop gifs all day. I don't care if they're blocked.

 

you ever see love and b-ball?

 

Not yet.

 

I was drunk last night and helped my friend talk to this girl on Instagram and she ended up telling him that she totally had a crush on him when they worked together and then they exchanged phone numbers. I am a love guru. Should prolly follow my own advice if I wanna go on a date sometime

 

you do coward

 

sorry @ComedownMachine i only follow dog now

 

if it's only been one date i wouldn't put too much into it tbh

 

Yeah but it went SO well, I refuse to believe that I misread things

 

Maybe you haven’t misread things and what she’s telling you is the truth and that she needs some time to handle other things in her life.

 

Confirmed today that I have a girlfriend. She bought me a watermelon so I'm in luv

 

Y’all fuc*in’?

Edit: you and the melon

 

what do you think, bro

 

Damnnnn that’s BIGGGG

 

congrats @Henry but it doesn't count until you post cute selfies with them

 

Here is one of us awkwardly pretending we weren't romantically involved five miles into a hike. Does that count?

 

i've consulted my superiors and this will do, paperwork is in the mail

 

this is my favorite song by The Cure

 

Watermelon Lover?

 

Friday I'm In Love With Watermelon

 

I like that

 

Sigh. Perhaps I let go of my friend’s hand a little too early. They were messaging back and forth and he mentioned how one time her turned around she she was standing there and he “literally almost shit his pants.” and he hasn’t heard from her since. Nothing turns a woman on like saying the sight of her made you almost crap. RIP