2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 129

Got em

 

hopefully she’s not just forgetful. But it starts to happen around that age!

 

Siiggggghhhhh

 

Should told em try studying this ass instead

 

"But i'm a law student, so I don't have any anatomy and physiology courses" then he shrugs and walks home

 

Wife and I have fucked multiple times without ever kissing. Don't feel like it's that crazy to think you can fuck without kissing

 

I feel like usually the lady in question and I make out and then we transition to sex and I can’t recall the last time we would kiss during sex. We seem to get it out of the way ahead of time. Idk seems like a natural chain of events that don’t have to mix together.

 

keep it in your pants skel

 

It’s a good line just giving pointers

 

Anyone call mas*erb*ting "Havin' a stroke"?

 

fk this is the wrong thread

 

Absolutely not

 

I will later tonight



heyoooooooooooo

 

I thought it might be a British thing or somethin'

 

and then your partner calls for an ambulance.

 

Oh no my floral suit is super big on me now I gotta pin these pants up. I just wanna serve looks y’all

 

Goddammit wrong thread

 

Clothing/Shoes/Fashion Thread • Page 72 • forum.chorus.fm

 

You’ll have to forgive my skeleton friend, sometimes she can be a bit boneheaded

 

No bones about it, my friend!

 

Guy that's standing out to me the most is starting to stand out more. He asked me if it's the day we're hanging out yet and I'm like

 

She’s speaking my love language




I was joking btw. Fucking love Die Hard. Will be there.

 

One if the most surprising things is that he hasn't been like creepily sexual. Actually none of the ones I'm talking to right now have been! So either they're all pure angels or like they're saving up the creepy. There's never a middle ground lol.

 

speaking of Die Hard your phone is gonna die hard