2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 128

Like replace the jock crowd with like a bunch of whiny emo boys and this is very accurate

 

From a P A S T L I F E

 

I’m the first person Dutch has kissed in two years. Crazy

 

Yeah, that’s all huh????

 

They say time just goes by faster n faster as you age.

 

Lmao

 

I wonder if she’s been having sex without kissing or just not having sex. Why have sex and not kiss

 

To c*m.

 

you gonna write her a note asking her if she "likes you" or "like likes you"

 

I’m gonna ask her to eat my asshole

 

with or without the dentures?

 

Chivalry's not dead!

 

Oh man. Without, if possible. I’ve always wanted to get gummed

 

Nothin' like gettin' gummed down by a strong Dutchess

 

is this a bukowski quote

 

Because then you're falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now

 

This is such a dude answer lmao
If a guy isn’t kissing you he sure as shit isn’t making you cum
And afaik Dutch is a woman so I rest my case she hasn’t been having sex

 

lol it is also


a joke

 

Ya mines a joke too
A joke that she ain’t cummin
Which is actually more of a tragedy if were being honest

 

must someone be kissin' a woman when they master?

 

you can’t just ask that tonin

 

Lmao wait wha