2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 126

true queen kiana

it’s a perfect song

 

Mine's Futures by JEW and I accept that 99% of the userbase won't know it, but at least that 1% will be a keeper

 

I need to marry someone rich. like that's basically a lottery fuck true love I hate work.

 

Here's someone in the runnin' my friend!

 

Update: I think one person is standing out. I think we're going to hang out this week so we will see

 

This isn’t advice but sorry and I love you. sending hugs :(

 

Made a new Tinder profile and went in a totally different direction with my bio and now I have three matches and it says 31 people swiped right on me. This is a first.

 

“me want fucky fucky. Make peepee go boom boom!” ?

 

His profile pic

 

Go baxk to sleep

 

I need to stop overthinking everything so much. Dutch works at multiple bars in Long Beach, one of them being right around the corner from my house. I dunno what her schedule is like but I do know that she works at that bar on Wednesday nights. It’s sort of become tradition for my roommates and I to stop by on Wednesday nights at least every other week. I wanted to drop by tonight and but my internal dialogue was questioning whether or not I should now that we have made out and established we have a crush on each other. Is that weird? Should I text her first? Blah blah blah. Ultimately I stayed home.

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So anyways, I’m just an idiot

 

dumbass

 

I called it I am an Oracle

 

yeah

 

lmao it's like you're in middle school this is adorable and sad

 

Your comment just made me look up my first kiss to see what she was up to and whoaaaa

 

[Sloane has exited the chat]

 

just baffled by this response lol

 

She is in no danger. I was just very surprised cause it seems like usually when you do somethin' like that you're disappointed or like "Whoa I really dodged a bullet"


She was in 8th grade, I was in 6th. She got sent into my class cause she wasn't participating in some PE event because her shorts were too short. She passed me a note asking me out. I was confused as to whether it was her or one of her friends. I said yes after I figured it out. She kissed me within that week and made me be her square dancing partner, which was a required event to pass PE. We were the "example group". Ahhhh, middle school romance

 

He's jealous he didn't get to kiss Ellen Page

Good job weeding out people

 

"nah I don't wanna punch the vile president, I'm more pissed about this movie that came out almost a decade ago that beloved actor and entertainer JGL """ruined"""""

 

unmatch it only goes downhill from here

 

He woulda been IN if he had just said Reagan!

 

Damn 2 years older huh? Didn't know you were a cougar hunter

 

I get it from my dog @Dog with a Blog