2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 120

Mad

 

I had a real Dog moment tonight, and I did not like it. Went to a party for someone’s 30th. She had a girlfriend there, and about half way though, everyone was already loose/drunk, and the two came up to me and the friend of mine said this is my friend [girl], she wants to have sex with you, you’re still single, right? I laughed it off, and left to find my other friends. It was so awkward, but like I said, a very Dog situation.

 

"are we a 2005 Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris movie because I think we may be Just Friends"

or something that isn't a Bojack Horseman style ripoff

 

Was she cute. Coulda got her number

 

Cameo - Mark McGrath

 

I hate playing the game of: is he cute or not or just bad at taking pictures?

 

What a wicked game

 

I am currently stuck on someone who has super-liked me and looks good in like two pics but not the others. Is this a trick and a trap? Is he just doomed at taking bad pictures? What is the truth?? What is real??

 

Any social media links on their profile you could peep?

 

Nope!

 

Also edited my bio for good measure

 

Lmao this response was *chefs kiss*

 

@mad

 

It's true what they say; grass is always greener. I've been single for some time, in my head I'm like yeah, a GF would be nice, but when I was put in that situation, all I wanted to do was nope out of there. Have to reevaluate what I want.

 

Sex doesn’t mean relationship tho. I mean, I suppose it could for you, that’s not for me to say I guess

 

I guess I just assume when you sleep with someone, they're going to want to talk to you more and maybe do it again.

 

that hasn't been my experience!

 

Not to be whatever but if they approached you with “she wants to have sex with you” it’s safe to assume they’re looking for sex not a relationship ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You played yourself and also probably insulted her so way to go!

 

On one hand you fucked up but on the other hand that's classic anxiety overthinking lol

 

Eh, whatever. I've never had a ONS and don't see the appeal. I'm sure if I took some online quiz I'd be classed as demisexual.

To leave her spirits high, when I left the party I gave her (and her/my friend) a hug goodbye and said "sorry we didn't get to have sex."

 

Oh well I mean in that case obv don’t stress over it hah

but LOLLLL that’s great

 

I appreciate Dutch’s disdain for Sublime and professional sports

 

I always got a kick out of profiles that mentioned sports teams. They’d always be written like, “I’m a Packers/Brewers girl! Get lost if you’re a fan of anything else!!!”

I get being a fan of sports teams because when I was younger I could really connect to that, but to basically be against being with someone because they choose to cheer for strangers in different color jerseys than the strangers you cheer for? That’s weird and humorous to me.

 

Right. You’re basically hating on someone cause they were born in a different city than you lol