2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 114

A good 75% of the profiles here mention hiking/running. I’m just trying to hang at cafes/record shops not have an asthma attack on a date.

 

yeah being with someone enough is intimidating enough they can't be like someone who does stuff too much pressure

 

This represents about 90% of my matches tbh

 

does everyone remember on AP when lots of people would have signatures with funny posts in them? well this would definitely be mine

 

this is a great post

 

omg i feel this! my I had my first date off Tinder ever in September and she said after it was done that she wasnt in the best headspace to date. i saw her again on Bumble last night! and its like, good for you that youre back in it, but its a weird feeling to see someone u interacted with back on the swipe queue!

 

Also, on the topic of talking selfies, I'm a professional. Simply place the camera at a 45 degree angle, pointing directly at a slice of cheese (preferably swiss or cheddar, never manchego), under dim lighting and watch the matches come in like mice!

 

What about American?

 

Those attract Reagan stans. Stay clear.

 

This whole Reagan stuff just goes over my head I guess cuz I don't get it

 

So I've had these two matching rings I wear almost daily for 2 or 3 years now, they're cheap things I got at a school jewelry sale but I always enjoyed them. Last week I gave Hannah one to wear (NOT on her ring finger calm down y'all) but I somehow lost mine, it was on my finger one minute and the next it was gone and I got so upset I cried to Hannah lol. But now I wanna get us matching rings for Christmas, really nice ones that are engraved so y'all I need HELP idk how to buy jewelry.

EDIT: WAIT how do you know somebody's ring size without asking???

 

you don't know somebody's ring size without asking. You'll have to ask or take her to get sized. the only other way would be to take a ring that fits her and find out the size at a jeweler.

 

I'll ninja my way into asking her don't worry i'm a pro and super sneaky

 

This is helpful thanks Ken

This is not helpful

 

the only other way would be to take a ring that fits her and find out the size at a jeweler.

 

dan strikes me as the type of person that stomps his feet when he walks and not sneaky at all

 

Cait yells at me a lot for stomping lmao

 

I think there are ring size guides you can print out but I'm not sure how accurate they are

 

Fe fi fo fum

 

I just asked her lol she said she doesn't know and I realized neither do I so so we're gonna go get sized today.

 

I've seen at least 4 dudes with bumble bios that say "if you don't look like your picture, you're buying the drinks until you do."
I can't imagine that "works" on anyone... just makes you seem like an asshole

 

At least they are advertising who they really are

 

That reminds me of this one time that I saw a couple holding hands walking in the mall and the guy was wearing a shirt that said in big letters that covered the whole shirt “I have the dick so I make the rules.” And I thought to myself how that can girl even be proud to walk around holding his hand.