2 Dating 2 Relationships Thread II: The Squeakquel NSFW • Page 11

@dylan we gotta break up now

 

finally

 

so the opposite of shave and a haircut

 

wat

 

i remember when this thread was pre-gimmick @dylan and he was all "guys i like the cashier at the book store she's nice to me" and we were like "yeah dipshit she's paid to"

 

Fools. You should have taken the bet. You EACH lost out on an easy $50 bucks.

 

What a Chad

 

a reach even for me

 

Sorry I don't make the rules

 

To be fair, I’m not certain @thesoftskeleton isnt on the payroll either

 

@ComedownMachine

 

I wish I was getting paid

 

oh hush up

 

Go in the AC

 

GrantCloUPs

 

And picking grass asshole

 

don't group me in with that nincompoop!

 

I’m reporting your sorry ass to Tate

 

If @Dog with a Blog got a tattoo of @dylan it would look like this

 

Haha! That guy is too handsome and intimidating to be Dyl. @dylan looks like if someone tried drawing Woody Harrelson from memory.

 

Feels great to cook for my girlfriend. I knew learning how to cook well while I was single for a couple years would pay off. Relationships get stale if you always gotta go out on dates and can't develop comfortable home life. Plus I didn't want to be another one of those lazy fuckboys out there with no life skills. Instead of spending $60 on a restaurant, home dates have been clutch while I'm saving to move.

Cooking something with fresh herbs and sauces from scratch, then giving her a shoulder/neck massage, is usually a winner and makes her just as happy as a night out haha.

 

Wow my SO is amazing

 

Cups come through I’ll get you some dippin dots