Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!