Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!