Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
I heard you like trophies, so here's a trophy for having a lot of trophies.
Ten thousand likes under the sea.
That's 10,000 posts. Congrats!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Very, very, very impressive.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've hit 5,000 posts.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Congratulations!
Are you just showing off?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Come at the king, you best not miss.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!