It's your 9 year anniversary!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Are you just showing off?
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!