Today is your six year anniversary!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Congratulations! Big step.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?