You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Congratulations!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
You've chosen wisely.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.