It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?