It's your 9 year anniversary!
You've hit 5,000 posts.
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Congratulations!
You've been here for five years now.
Are you just showing off?
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!