It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've reached 500 posts.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Put a filter on it.
Congratulations! Big step.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!