Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Much likes. 20k to be exact.
You've hit 5,000 posts.
Ten thousand likes under the sea.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Congratulations!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Very, very, very impressive.
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Are you just showing off?
You've passed 1,000 posts.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've made your first post! Welcome!