It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
You've been here for five years now.
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've reached 500 posts.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!