Today is your two year anniversary here.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Congratulations! Big step.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
Are you just showing off?
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!