It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Hello, Friend.
Winter is coming.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!