Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Congratulations!
You've been here for five years now.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've chosen wisely.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!