Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!