Your content has been liked 250 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?