Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
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Hey, Happy Birthday!
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You've been here for five years now.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
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Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
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