Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Are you just showing off?
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've chosen wisely.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've made your first post! Welcome!