You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Congratulations! Big step.