You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!