Today is your six year anniversary!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?