I'm circling the drain. It's been two years and I can't get past losing my fiancee. I'm drinking too much and making dangerous decisions. And I'm...
Dear lord I'm joking. Of course he didn't come home with me. He's a nice guy.
So my question is whenever he wakes up do I drive him to railroad tracks? Or under an overpass? Throw him a few bucks or maybe help him make a...
To be fair, he has the prettiest male appendage I've ever laid eyes on. Seriously it should be molded and sold in stores. For that alone he...
I also failed to mention that he's currently asleep in my bed. I'm the Robin Hood for attractive hobo
It was interesting
Funny. So I didn't have to use any of my two week karate skills on him. But... I will say he's very odd. He collects stickers and where's too many...
Well I survived. All done
If I could take you home Don't blink Collapsible lung Disaster
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Dammit... I'm so white
Yeah but I can't compete with fleshlights...
How do you know i'm white? DUN DUN DUN DUN. I'm not going to get murdered. I can talk my way out of about anything.
I took Karate for two weeks and got a white belt the day I walked in for the first class. I'm prepared.
I agree he is a bit of a spark plug lol. But the SARCASTIC BACK AND FORTH BANTER IS WHAT I LIVE FOR... I haven't had that in so long. So I am...
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