Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
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You've been here for five years now.
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You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Are you just showing off?
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
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Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
You've reached 500 posts.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
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You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!