Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Congratulations!
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!
You've linked up your Tumblr.
Put a filter on it.
Congratulations! Big step.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
You've made your first post! Welcome!