It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?