It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
You've chosen wisely.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Put a filter on it.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!
You associated your account with Facebook. Well played.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Congratulations! Big step.