You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!