It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
You've been here for five years now.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Can you still feel the butterflies?
You've made your first post! Welcome!