Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
That's 10,000 posts. Congrats!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Ten thousand likes under the sea.
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've hit 5,000 posts.
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Very, very, very impressive.
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Congratulations!
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Are you just showing off?
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
You've reached 500 posts.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You've made your first post! Welcome!