Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Congratulations on becoming a prestigious member!