Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
Today is your six year anniversary!
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been here for five years now.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!