It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
Very, very, very impressive.
Congratulations!
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Welcome to the 4,000 like club.
Ok, we get it, you're popular! Congrats!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Congratulations on 2,000 posts.
Are you just showing off?
You've been here for five years now.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've passed 1,000 posts.
You've been liked a thousand times.
Today is your two year anniversary here.
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
You're a Blink 182 fan. You get points just for that.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've made your first post! Welcome!
Put a filter on it.
Yeah, you're a Wonder Years fan.
You associated your account with Twitter. Um, @awesome!