It's your 9 year anniversary!
Eight years — basically you're a doctor of the forums.
It's been 7 years since you signed up!
Today is your six year anniversary!
Are you just showing off?
You've been here for five years now.
You've passed 1,000 posts.
Today is your four year anniversary on the site!
You've been here for three years, thanks for sticking around!
You've been liked a thousand times.
Bold. Going a full week without an avatar?
You've chosen wisely.
You've reached 500 posts.
Content you have posted has attracted 500 likes.
Your content has been liked 250 times.
Thank you for becoming a supporter!
You're now a trusted user and can create threads! Congratulations.
Content you have posted has attracted 100 likes.
You've posted 100 messages. I hope this took you more than a day!
Today is your two year anniversary here.
Your posts have been liked 50 times.
Your messages have been liked 25 times.
30 messages posted. Achievement unlocked.
You've received 5 likes -- guess you're doing something right.
This is your one year anniversary. Thanks for hanging around.
You like Parks and Recreation.
I'll be there for you ...
Hey, Happy Birthday!
You've made your first post! Welcome!